Normal is Just A Setting On the Washing Machine
I’m through with self-help books
And shock treatment therapy
Analyzing my eyebrows to ensure
conformity
I will wear blue when it’s the trend to
wear green
‘Cause normal is just a setting on the
washing machine
I don’t care if I was breastfed
Or that I’m not a Swedish model
I don’t believe that potty training
Could make me hit the bottle
The IRS doesn’t care if I keep my
bedroom clean
Normal is just a setting on the washing
machine
If you’re 46 and you can’t hold down a
job
I sincerely doubt it’s because
you weren’t allowed to have a dog
A cat, a rat, or something like that
And it’s not God’s fault your tire had a
flat
I’m sick of all discussions that blame
everyone but you
For every mistake, misfortune you’ve had
since you were two
It’s time you took a stand and claim
responsibility
‘Cause normal is just a setting on the
washing machine!
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