Normal is Just A Setting On the Washing Machine

 

Iím through with self-help books

And shock treatment therapy

Analyzing my eyebrows to ensure conformity

I will wear blue when itís the trend to wear green

ĎCause normal is just a setting on the washing machine

 

I donít care if I was breastfed

Or that Iím not a Swedish model

I donít believe that potty training

Could make me hit the bottle

The IRS doesnít care if I keep my bedroom clean

Normal is just a setting on the washing machine

 

If youíre 46 and you canít hold down a job

I sincerely doubt itís because

you werenít allowed to have a dog

A cat, a rat, or something like that

And itís not Godís fault your tire had a flat

 

Iím sick of all discussions that blame everyone but you

For every mistake, misfortune youíve had since you were two

Itís time you took a stand and claim responsibility

ĎCause normal is just a setting on the washing machine!

 

 

 

 

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Audio Version
(As it sounds in my head)

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